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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  00:13:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Hands Pixie two mugs*

We've got to keep up, the table's getting full.

*Downs a mug* One down - lots to go!

My, those tomatoes really are persistent - he almost had them when he ducked behind the bar. But they've changed direction. Hmm - that'll finally get him to wash his hair.


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Slushy
Giddy

37 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  12:37:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Ambles in from a hard day at work and sees tomatoes splattered everywhere*

My, my, Mistress Pixie wasn't kidding about the mess! I'll clean up our mess the easy way.

*Pulls out cell phone, dials a few numbers*

Ryan, clean up on isle 7....

Proud House-elf of S.I.N.U.S.

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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  12:56:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Lifts her head from a squashy chair, struggles to waken*

Slushy, is that you? Could you get them to clean me up, too? And a pot of Assam - thanks, you are the best.


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dobbygirl
Barmy

USA
300 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  19:20:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*pokes AMC*
*gets swatted at like an annoying fly*

Is the party still going? I hope I didn't miss it all.

*finds mugs of ale behind the bar*

Cheers!

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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  22:21:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Isn't the hair of the dog that bit you supposed to help??? Give me one of those... whoa! I'm feeling better.. I think.

Slushy... is there anything left to eat? I seem to have missed breakfast... and lunch.


And I love you, I love you, I love you.
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Jokelly
Barking

USA
1509 Posts

Posted - 07/07/2007 :  23:54:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ooh, did I miss a party? I dislike Snape, also. I don't care either if he's good or bad, he's still a nasty, bitter, repressed man.

I also see we're singing Jimmy Buffett. A particular favorite of mine is his infamous "Why don't we get drunk and ..." Well, something you wouldn't want to do with Snape, but the Weasley boys more than fit the bill.

*wanders in the direction of the bar singing* Boat drinks, the boys in the band ordered boat drinks ....

Current location: Laying low at Lupin's
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  01:00:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Visitors scored on the home rink...



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1483 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  11:46:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Snape sings weakly from the corner*

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, It's my own damn fault ....
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Jokelly
Barking

USA
1509 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  12:33:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol, poor Snape. Reduced to singing Buffett songs with a group of women who hate his guts.

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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  13:39:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well.. it's his own fault, isn't it?

I need to read HBP again and soon. My dislike for Snape has faded to a feeling of generous pity - but I don't think he deserves pity.

Anyone up for a game of indoor soccer? I've transformed one of the Snapeshead ottomans into a nerf-like soccer ball. *kick*


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1483 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  15:06:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Heehee, generous pity. Maybe he does deserve pity. In two weeks. There's much fun to be had first.

*kicks Snapeshead soccer ball so that it bounces off real Snape's head and sticks to wall (grease, you know)*

But if Snape's really to be pitied, how does his part in the story end properly? Gah, I can't stand the idea of him pulling strings behind the scenes to help ever-bumbling Harry, who can't get along without him. Will he die in an heroic fashion, revealing his *gag* true worth? Or something else? It might be intereting to explore this idea in SINUS context.
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  17:35:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay - hmmm..

How does Snape's story end properly if he is really... I can't bear to say a Good Guy, but on the side of the righteous. What was Martje's take -SINUS but on Dumbledore's side? ODS. If Snape has been ODS all this time and he's really to be more pitied than censured...

He can die after betraying Voldemort - death wipes away old sins, even if it really shouldn't.

He can save Harry from some kind of danger and then sneer and say it was for his blessed mother's sake he ever helped him (thereby still staying in character as a complete jerk).

*Smacks the soccer ball against the wall a few more times*

Let me think a bit.




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Edited by - AMC on 07/08/2007 17:36:05
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Theowyn
Looney

1078 Posts

Posted - 07/09/2007 :  11:17:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jokelly

Lol, poor Snape. Reduced to singing Buffett songs with a group of women who hate his guts.
Aha!! I knew it.

*Grabs some leftover whiskey soaked cake and leaves.*

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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  16:30:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Idly tosses tomatoes at Snape, watches as he scurries back and forth along the wall like a duck in a shooting gallery*

I guess even your biggest fans don't care to rescue you, Sev - what a pity.


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Starling
Confunded

United Kingdom
701 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  18:17:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Somehow the words "Snape" and "scurrying" don't want to mix in my brain.

I wuv multicoloured werewolf puppies.
"When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend."
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  21:07:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He's gotten kind of furtive after surviving the barrage of tomato missiles that Pixie charmed up. It suits him.


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1483 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  22:22:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I left some tomatoes in the bin for next Saturday, just in case. They should be nicely rotten by then.
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  23:04:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love a woman who thinks ahead.

Dude!


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Edited by - AMC on 07/12/2007 23:04:52
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2007 :  23:09:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just so we never forget - he may be a cowering, tomato-covered mess now, but he has had some success in the past:

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf

Talk about has-beens.


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Starling
Confunded

United Kingdom
701 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  05:05:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love puppet pals.

Snape
Snape
Severus Snape
Snape
Snape
Severus Snape
(Dumbledore!)
Snape
Snape
Severus Snape
(Dumbledore!)
(Ron Weasley!)
Snape

...

I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise!

This is one of those expressions that sticks.

I wuv multicoloured werewolf puppies.
"When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend."
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  13:25:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My 10 year old came home from school one day saying "Ron WEAsley!" "DUMbledore"..


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Siobhan
Chief Healer

USA
2157 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  13:39:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That was hillarious! Loved the Voldemort, de dum dum dum....

Deliberatley causing mayhem in Snape's Potions class.
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1483 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  17:30:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's so funny! You know, Slushy had that puppetpals ticking noise thing playing just last night. I'd never seen it before. I was a bit shocked to see Dumlbedore naked.
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  17:57:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL - you're easily shocked, Pixie.

It's FRIDAY! And it's one WEEK from the release date for DH so - let's have another S.I.N.U.S. Blow out!

First off - *opens closet, tosses Snape inside, slams door* Back in the closet for you, bucko!

*Cleans the tomato goo off the parquet*

Can't have anyone slipping on the dance floor.

*Starts to put up Luau decorations and cues the music*

Okay, I know it's hackeyed but I'm the the mood for Tropical Drinks - Boat drinks?

Slushy?


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Slushy
Giddy

37 Posts

Posted - 07/13/2007 :  21:35:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*Pixie drags Slushy in by her ear*

Gerroff me! I is just coming home from work!

*Pixie threatens Slushy with punishment (Mopping the floor).*

Sigh... I is going to summon the cabana boys. They is comin' soon...

*Hits switch and several strapping young men come in with trays of Mai Tais, Pina Coladoas, Magaritas, and Martinis.*

Proud House-elf of S.I.N.U.S.
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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2007 :  02:09:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Woo-Hoo! Slushy - I know I've said it before but - You Da Best!

*Grabs a Cabana Boy and a Mai Tai*


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dobbygirl
Barmy

USA
300 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2007 :  07:40:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*flops on squishy chair*

Yoo-hoo! Cabana boy! Bring me a drink, please. *bats eyes*

*tall, handsome, buffed Cabana boy walks over, drink in hand*

Ahhh, Slushy, you're the best! Oh, Cabana boy....fan me please.

*sips drink and stares at Cabana boy*

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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2007 :  13:33:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can the cabana boys do foot massages? They can? Wonderful. They're decorative and useful too! Ahh.



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dobbygirl
Barmy

USA
300 Posts

Posted - 07/14/2007 :  18:26:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, they are just not eye candy AMC.


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AMC
Mediwizard

1710 Posts

Posted - 07/15/2007 :  02:44:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hundred bottles of Butterbeer on the wall, hundred bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it aroun - ninety nine bottles of butterbeer on the wall...

(This could take some time)

Ninety nine bottles of butterbeer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer..
(Hmm, I guess I'm going to be late posting the next poll)
You take one down, pass it aroun - ninety eight bottles of butterbeer on the wall...



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